相关新闻>>>队记：锡安缺乏职业精神 他跳过康复训练 在录像课上睡着

[–]WizardsChaseYoungHTTR 8282 points 10 hours ago2

Let the man digest his gumbo whilst he slumbers

奇才球迷：趁他睡着的时候让他消化掉秋葵浓汤吧。（注：一道源于南路易斯安那周的菜，主要由鲜味高汤、肉类或者贝类、增稠剂和风干的蔬菜制成。）

[–]NuggetsTechnical_Towel_990 3861 points 10 hours ago4

Zion is pretty much Snorlax

掘金球迷：锡安就是精灵宝可梦里的卡比兽啊。（注：卡比兽，睡觉宝可梦，只要它吃得很饱，就会懒到不肯动手指。）

[–]Smekledorf1996 482 points 10 hours ago

Pels need to figure out how to get a Poké Flute

鹈鹕队需要想办法搞一个宝可梦之笛子。（注：该道具可唤醒卡比兽。）

[–]Rocketsmeccafork 173 points 8 hours ago

Zion next year: https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AchingSelfreliantBabirusa-size_restricted.gif

火箭球迷：下个赛季的锡安。（见动图）

[–]rSlashNbaAccount 5555 points 10 hours ago

He checked out of basketball way sooner than I had thought.

他远离篮球生涯的速度比我预想中快了很多。

[–][SAS] Boban MarjanovicCaptObvious420 2023 points 10 hours ago

He’s doing the Andrew Bynum speed run. With a little late Shawn Kemp for good measure.

马刺球迷：他现在退化速度跟拜纳姆差不多了，另外有点晚期肖恩-坎普的意思了。（注：坎普生涯末期因为体重增加，状态急速下滑。）

[–]Soggy_Combination_20 644 points 10 hours ago

At least with Kemp we saw those great years in Seattle before the lockout. He was a monster in the finals against Chicago. Too bad that was his peak.

至少超音速时期的坎普表现很棒啊，他在对阵公牛的总决赛里表现得像一头野兽。可惜的是那就是他的巅峰了。（注：1995-96赛季，坎普率领的超音速在西部决赛中战胜爵士队，总决赛中2-4不敌乔丹率领的72胜10负的公牛。）

[–]Bullskingjuicepouch 175 points 9 hours ago

Bynum also had some really good years. Zion is unprecedented

公牛球迷：拜纳姆生涯也有几年高光时刻啊，锡安这个退化速度是前所未有的。

[–]Trail Blazers_Booker 192 points 9 hours ago

I told my brother yesterday...Curry fucked his ankles and relearned how to run, Zion hurt his feet and gained 70 pounds...

开拓者球迷：我昨天跟我兄弟说的，库里脚踝受伤后，重新学会了奔跑，而锡安右脚受伤后，增重了70磅（约31.75千克）

[–]JazzXsy 2586 points 10 hours ago

I kind of understand falling asleep during film sessions. Dude isn"t playing any time soon, and it"s easy to mentally check out during that.

Skipping rehab workouts is wild, though, I feel like I would straight up send 12 men to his house and drag him to the gym.

爵士球迷：我能理解他在录像环节看睡着了。他近期也不会上场比赛，大脑在那一刻很容易放空的。

但是不参加康复训练也太扯了，我觉得我会叫上12个大汉直接去他家里，然后把他拖到球馆。

[–]PistonsKoloHickory 1369 points 10 hours ago

I never skipped a rehab session when I tore a tendon in my leg.

I can"t imagine willingly skipping a session while getting paid millions

活塞球迷：我腿部肌腱撕裂的时候从来没有错过康复环节。

我无法想象一位年薪千万的家伙会主动跳过康复课。

[–]NBANegative-Isopod-8432 2155 points 10 hours ago

Discouraging sign

The pelicans have major questions regarding this kid and if he’s the future or not

令人沮丧的信号。

鹈鹕队在处理锡安以及是否未来以他为核心存在很大问题。

[–]Cavalierswhocaresthanks 611 points 10 hours ago

what do you even get in a Zion trade right now tho?

骑士球迷：现在锡安甚至还有交易价值吗？

[–]NBANegative-Isopod-8432 1311 points 10 hours ago

He has more value than you think

他可比你想象的有价值。

[–]KnicksSoup_Commie 420 points 9 hours ago

Facts. He"s a gamble right now, but still potentially a perennial all-star if he plays up to his potential

尼克斯球迷：事实，他现在就是一场赌博游戏，如果他能兑现天赋的话，他还有可能成为一位全明星级别的球员。

[–]Wizardsdifferential32 1804 points 10 hours ago

Whoever is running Zion’s PR team needs to be fired, my god. This guy is getting destroyed online daily.

I can only hope when he returns he shuts these people up and plays great. He’s a great talent but if he’s clearly not the same when he comes back ane all of these things prove to be true about his work ethic/professionalism, I don’t see NOP or too many more teams wanting to deal with him. Then again, he’s so good maybe they’ll decide they can fix him.

奇才球迷：不管是谁在管理锡安的公共关系团队，都应该被解雇，我的天啊。这孩子现在每天都要被喷一遍。

我只能希望他在复出的时候可以让那些黑子闭嘴，并且打出出色的比赛。他有着出色的天赋，但如果他复出后不是之前那个样子的话，所有的这些报道都会被拿来当做他职业精神和道德的缺失。我不觉得鹈鹕或者其他球队有意交易他。但话又说回来，他真的太厉害了，或许他们决定能让他恢复。

[–]Minneapolis LakersKaseyOfTheWoods 399 points 10 hours ago

Yeah the amount of shit he’s catching is insane, considering how little reliable information has come out. Partly his fault, partly the organizations fault for not even attempting to get a handle on the perception. It feels like the only truly legit info out there is his progress updates.

森林狼球迷：是的，现在锡安受到的那些诋毁太离谱了，考虑到这些信息有多少的可信度。可能是他的错，也可能是球队的错，因为他们甚至不去处理锡安的问题。可能真正可信的消息就是他的回归进度的更新。

[–]Trail Blazersdootzmoe 1043 points 8 hours ago

When they said Zion was the next Charles Barkley, I didnt think they meant post retirement Barkley

开拓者球迷：当人们说锡安是下一个查尔斯-巴克利的时候，我没想到他们指的是退役后的巴克利。

[–]CelticsChicken_Salad_On_Rye 256 points 5 hours ago

Basketball is no longer a worthy challenge, it’s time for Zion to pursue his true ambition of dethroning Chuck’s fat ass as the World Churro Eating Champion

绿军球迷：篮球对他来说已经没有挑战了，是时候让他去追逐自己的真正梦想——代替巴克利成为世界大胃王的冠军。

[–]RaptorsThatsTuff100 177 points 11 hours ago

They say you can still hear and understand things while in a food coma. Zion is just learning by saucemosis

猛龙球迷：人们说当你吃饱睡着的时候依旧可以听见并且理解事情，锡安只是在通过意念学习。

[–]GrizzliesDylanLrsn 683 points 9 hours ago

I like Zion when he actually plays but I"m really glad the Grizzlies got Ja

灰熊球迷：当锡安打球的时候，我还是喜欢他的，但我真的很庆幸，因为灰熊选到了小贾（莫兰特）。

[–]LakersDrFrancisMorgan 668 points 10 hours ago

Card forums have to be melting down with the amount of $$ people invested in him

湖人球迷：球星卡论坛估计要崩溃了，考虑到他们在锡安身上投资的那些钞票。

推特网友：

变胖的原因

当锡安看到自助餐的时候

旁边这哥们打的比赛都比锡安多（效力于步行者队的戈加-比塔泽，目前已出战116场比赛。）

这小子生涯还没起飞就要结束了。

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