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世界通讯！键盘侠|该让莫兰特捡25次肥皂 换斯特恩直接拉他当众斩首
发布时间：2023-06-17 15:42:38 文章来源：天下足球最新帖子
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重罚！官方：莫兰特停薪禁赛25场&回归需要满足特定条件

今日联盟官方宣布，禁赛莫兰特2023-24赛季前25场比赛。莫兰特将被要求满足一些特定条件（未公布）才能重返灰熊队，在停赛期间他没有资格参加任何公共联赛或训练活动，包括季前赛。


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美网友就联盟对莫兰特的处罚进行了广泛的讨论，以下是小编整理的部分美网友评论。

[–]THARMASTER 3 points 14 hours ago

Only 25 games??? But when I wield a gun at my local Walmart I get put in jail

球迷：才禁25场？？？之前我在沃尔玛超市也挥了下枪，我TM直接进监狱了啊！！

[–]altruisticdisaster 2 points 15 hours ago

This just means he’ll be executed during the suspension right?

球迷：所以我弱弱地问一句，这里说的禁25场的意思，是不是说，莫兰特会在禁赛期间被执行死刑啊？

[–]jrbcnchezbrg 2040 points 12 hours ago

Ja after the 28th game of the season

球迷：楼上的请看，下赛季打完28场比赛之后，莫兰特…是这样子的…

[–]daft_dunkwwwolfey. 408 points 10 hours ago

Ja celebrating only getting 25 with parole

球迷：听到自己仅仅得到25场禁赛，并且满足一些条件就能回来，莫兰特庆祝的样子…

[–]Rawkus2112 40 points 9 hours ago

Nah hes fucked. Thats a full offseason + a couple months. Theres no way he doesnt flash a gun somewhere on social media in that span

球迷：楼上的都懂什么？莫兰特啊，他完蛋啦！接下去整个休赛期+几个月都没事儿干，这段时间让莫兰特不在社媒炫枪？他憋得住吗？等着憋屈死吧他！

[–]Eaglewarrior33 13 points 6 hours ago

David Stern must be rolling in his grave right now. He would"ve given us the public execution we all wanted.

球迷：大卫-斯特恩听到这个处罚，躺在棺材里面又要被气得辗转反侧了~~这要是让斯特恩来罚的话，肯定会如咱们所愿，他会把莫兰特拉到菜市口给当众斩首的！

注：斯特恩是前NBA联盟总裁。

[–]gifcartel 1 point 2 hours ago

Daddy Stern wouldve pulled the trigger himself

球迷：费那事儿干嘛？要是让斯特恩来，估计他会亲自提着枪去把莫兰特给嘎了！

[–]Olympix[S] 1522 points 13 hours ago

I was expecting a public beheading at minimum

球迷：是啊！就这？我还以为这少说得来一个当众斩首啥的吧…

[–]kyozr. 54 points 9 hours ago

Get that ne’er-do-good, crackhead, hoodrat, thuggish, gangster boy out of the league

球迷：烦死了，赶紧快把这个废柴、脑残枪瘾分子、烂混混、暴力狂、黑社会从联盟里赶出去！！！

[–]Drawer85 16 points 8 hours ago

The funniest part is Adam silver acting like the sentence was something really big and manages to trick everyone.

球迷：最TM搞笑的是，之前萧华还搞得好像这个处罚会相当严重似的，结果处罚一出来，这家伙给垮得，把所有人的腰都给闪了…

[–]solarscopez. 9 points 8 hours ago

I thought Adam Silver would whip out his proboscis, drill it into Ja"s skull, liquify his brain and then sip it up like a caprisun pouch.

Shows how soft the NBA has become.

球迷：是啊！我以为萧华会抓住莫兰特，把嘴插进后者的脑壳里面，将脑仁给融化！接着一口一口把莫兰特的脑浆给嘬干！莫兰特的脑壳被萧华吸得跟个面口袋一样扁扁软软的！

[–]dthev25 921 points 13 hours ago

Must have been a mistype. Think he meant 25 seasons.

球迷：不对！这处罚公告肯定是写错别字了！肖华的原意应该是禁赛25个赛季~~

[–]heyitscool17 173 points 13 hours ago

25 life sentences

球迷：不对！原意应该是25辈子无期徒刑！

[–]legarrettesblount 57 points 12 hours ago

25 executions

球迷：什么啊！不应该是枪毙25分钟吗？

[–]IndycarFan64 18 points 12 hours ago

25 soap drops

球迷：弄死太便宜他了，我觉得应该是捡25次肥皂~~~

[–]AppropriatePack6759 99 points 13 hours ago

I feel like this decision wasn"t actually Adam Silver"s but a doppelganger sent by Ja"s shadow hood gang after they raped and killed his body and dumped it somewhere in Spokane. i have no source or whatsoever but I feel like what I"m saying is definitely true. Never always trust what the naked eye could see.

球迷：同志们，我严重认为这个处罚决定不是肖华本人做的！而是莫兰特背后的“暗影帮”把肖华抓了起来并强暴了他，之后杀掉他把他的尸体扔在了波肯市的某个角落，然后派了一个和肖华长得一模一样的人发布了这个处罚决定！虽然我没有确切的证据，但是我的第六感告诉我，我的猜测绝对错不了！劝你们不要始终相信眼睛所看到的一切！！

[–]Deksametazon_v2 34 points 12 hours ago

This message is sponsored by the Shadow Government

球迷：没错！这个处罚公告是经由“暗影帮”权力中心批准发布！

[–]8_bw 63 points 12 hours ago

Ja Morant has been warned that he can only flash a gun 25 more times before Adam Silver gets vewy angwy

球迷：大家有所不知，其实莫兰特已经受到了严重的警告！！他被警告，以后最多只能再炫枪25次，如若不然，肖华会灰常灰常地生气哒！

（莫兰特：好的好的，肖华先生，我知道了，呜呜呜呵呵哈哈哈哈）

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