你们是输给了超级罚球兄弟！

【赛后贴】东部季后赛首轮G2，76人主场112-97战胜猛龙，系列赛2-0领先。

双方关键球员数据：

76人：恩比德31分11板，马克西23分9板8助1失误，哈登14分6板6助5失误，哈里斯20分10板3帽，丹尼-格林11分3助2帽，塞布尔5分3帽。

猛龙：阿努诺比26分3助4犯规，西亚卡姆20分10板5助5犯规，特伦特0分4犯规，范弗里特20分4板7助3断2帽，布歇17分8板2帽，弗林0分4犯规。

[–]RaptorsNot-Post-Malone 497 points 6 hours ago

Nephews here really think we aren’t losing on purpose.

Nick Nurse has studied Glenn these past few years. We just need to go down 1-3 to win the series. It’s all part of the plan.#TrustTheProcess

猛龙球迷：弟弟们，难道不相信我们是故意输的吗？尼克-纳斯这几年可一直在研究格伦（里弗斯），我们只需要先输个1-3，就一定能赢下系列赛！输两场，都在计划内！

[–]RaptorsOhmagada 82 points 6 hours ago

Im not worried, Scottie got "injured" to give Glenn false hope. Scottie comes back game 4 when we down 3-0 and we reverse sweep.

猛龙球迷：我不担心！巴恩斯的受伤是为了迷惑格伦（里弗斯）。下一场我们还会输，然后第四场巴恩斯复出赢下比赛，下面就是逆转的好戏了！

（小编注：76人主帅真名是Glenn Anton Rivers，Doc这一外号的由来是他曾穿过一件J博士欧文的球衣参加训练营，才被当时的教练第一次这么叫。后来13年的NBA球员生涯凭借高球商让人们记住了他的外号。）

[–]76ersBig_Willy_Stylez 20 points 6 hours ago

I"m so scared that this is an actual possibility.

76人球迷：我真害怕这会变成真的！

[–]76ersbicyclingdonkey 62 points 5 hours ago

If that happens there would be a public execution on broad street lmao

76人球迷：如果真被逆转了，就拉出去砍了吧！

[–]thetroublewithteddy 9 points 6 hours ago

then fuck Doc off.

球迷：去……的吧！

[–]SimmonsReqNDA4Sex 6 points 3 hours ago

you ever drink baileys from a shoe?

球迷：何嘴臭？鞋饮酒？！

[–]Timpa87 156 points 5 hours ago

If you get outscored by like 10pts in the 2nd when Embiid is on the bench you deserve an L

球迷：当第二节恩比德在场下休息时你们还被反超了10分，那就活该输了！

[–]Raptorsgolden_rhino 9 points 5 hours ago

Harsh, but fair.

猛龙球迷：伤害性和侮辱性都很强，但……我无力反驳！

[–]Cheechers23Kyle Towelry 10 points 4 hours ago

I actually mentioned earlier today in this thread I wonder if we"ll shift our secondary defensive focus from Harden to Maxey. Harden"s too good of a playmaker to stack and trap, but he"s not a great at the catch and shoot. Maxey isn"t a great playmaker, so putting more focus on him in terms of trapping and doubling, and just letting OG stick to Harden might be a strat to explore

猛龙球迷：我今天早就在这里说过，我们该把防守注意力从哈登转移到马克西身上。哈登是个好的组织核心，但他不擅长接球出手，而马克西刚好相反。那我们是不是可以全场贴防马克西甚至包夹马克西，而让阿努诺比单防哈登呢？

[–]Raptorsjce_ 10 points 4 hours ago

I said at the start of the series Embiid is inevitable. Harden wont be the big issue it will be Maxey.

猛龙球迷：我在一开始就说了，防不住恩比德在计划内。哈登老矣，要提防马克西！

[–][HOU] Alperen Şengünanthonyde726 334 points 4 hours ago

Maxey"s so fucking fast

火箭球迷：马克西快的一匹！

[–]RaptorsAreYouAJedi 863 points 4 hours ago

Maxey is unreal though

猛龙球迷：马克西一定是开挂了！

[–]76ersdownunderpunter 6 points 3 hours ago

According to the Ringer he "lacks top-end quickness and acceleration."

https://nbadraft.theringer.com/2020/

76人球迷：砖家当时说马克西没有顶级的速度和也没有加速能力！（小编点开链接，截图给大家看看）

标红处：缺少顶级的速度和加速能力

[–]RaptorsProfessorBeast55 55 points 4 hours ago

His acceleration and deceleration when handling with the ball is on point

猛龙球迷：他控球时，那换档速度不要太熟练好吧！

[–]hobosavant 464 points 5 hours ago*

deandre jordan 0 min

bball paul 11 min

WOOPTY WOOPTY WOO

球迷：小乔丹出场0分钟，保罗-里德出场11分钟！今天天气好晴朗，好晴朗~~

[–]ClippersYashotoayoshi 852 points 4 hours ago

The fact that Doc has not played DJ even a single minute is sus and Raptor fans should inform the league that the man currently on the sidelines is not Doc Rivers.

快船球迷：76人主教练没让小乔丹上场，这太可疑了！猛龙球迷该去报警，76人场边那个人肯定不是道格-里弗斯！

[–]Celticsstealer_of_monkeys 113 points 3 hours ago

He"s waiting for the 3-1 lead to unleash DJ

凯尔特人球迷：他要等到大比分3-1的时候激活小乔丹！

[–]RaptorsMesocosmFather 682 points 4 hours ago

Only a 15 point loss this time[手动狗头]

猛龙球迷：这场只输了15分噢[手动狗头]

[–]Assumption-Putrid 324 points 3 hours ago

At this pace Raptors will only lose game 4 by 5

球迷：按你的算法，猛龙第四场就只输5分了！

[–]RaptorsMesocosmFather 167 points 3 hours ago

A loss by 5 isn’t actually a loss. I’ll explain it to you later.

猛龙球迷：分差不超过5分，那都不算输球！到时候我再给你解释！

[–]Celticsm1n1gator 86 points 3 hours ago

Raptors in 9

凯尔特人球迷：系列赛打9场的话，那就是猛龙胜出，厉害呀！

[–]thatsmydaawwgg 7 KYLE LOWRY 23 points 5 hours ago

Should they play Miami, I hope Butler gives them all the smoke and Embiid leaves like

猛龙球迷：等76人打热火的时候，我希望巴特勒也可以把恩比德打哭！

[–][PHI] Jahlil OkaforTrollfailbot 4 points 4 hours ago

Raptors fans already on their knees pleading with God to have the Heat win.

You don"t even see Heat fans with this much confidence.

76人球迷：猛龙球迷都已经开始祈祷热火赢球了？！热火球迷也没那么自信啊！

[–]RaptorsDarkstonePublishing 90 points 4 hours ago

And it’s only game 2 baby!!!

猛龙球迷：才第二场而已！

[–][DET] Bol Bolyodeadasss 109 points 4 hours ago

Only 2 games left!

活塞球迷：可能只剩2场了！

[–]RaptorsChris--Bosh 91 points 4 hours ago

Pistons fans talking crazy cuz they can only beat us

猛龙球迷：我尼……哎，原来是活塞老铁啊，打不过你们，你怎么说都行。

[–]shaker7 195 points 5 hours ago

“Where do we go from here Kawhi?”

“To Toronto for game 3”

猛龙球迷：（2018-19赛季东部决赛猛龙0-2落后雄鹿，赛后记者问卡哇伊-莱纳德）“卡哇伊，接下来怎么办？”“回多伦多打第三场！”

[–]AHImusicBarnsR4GOATs��� 138 points 5 hours ago*

Forget everything else. For most of this game Philly had 3x the FTs we had. There was nothing good about this game but there’s also not much you can do about that.

Can’t build rhythm, can’t build momentum, can’t play your game.

猛龙球迷：先不说其他，全场下来76人的罚球数是我们的3倍。我们这场打的是不好，但那么多罚球真让人无奈！打不出自己的节奏，无法起势，肯定赢不了比赛！

[–]Blur_HAir Congo 20 points 5 hours ago

The refs were really only a factor in the first quarter. The rest of the game we lost on our own

猛龙球迷：裁判第一节确实在帮76人！但其他三节，我们真是凭实力输的！

这是做了什么好吃的？——范弗里特23投7中

[–]Raptorseastern_canadient 87 points 4 hours ago

We are really good at complaining about refs. We have trained for years. The refs are terrible and we need to talk about it (when we are losing, of course.)

Freddy needs to have another kid and at this point it"ll have to be an adoption.

猛龙球迷：喷裁判？！我们太擅长了，我们可是练了好几年了！裁判那么垃圾，我们当然要喷！（当然了，只有我们输了才会这样）

范乔丹再去生个儿子吧！时间不够，收养一个也行啊！

（2019年，范乔丹在儿子出生后的9场比赛中，三分球57投30中，命中率高达52.6%；而在此前的15场比赛中，他的三分球只有41投6中。）

[–]76ersdoctorwormactualworm 87 points 6 hours ago

The Danny Green game

76人球迷：这场比赛属于丹尼-格林！

[–][PHI] Joel EmbiidHoIdTheDoor 272 points 6 hours ago

WHAT DID WE JUST SEE

76人球迷：刚才我们看到的，那是真的吗？

[–]76ersSaquon 51 points 6 hours ago

Doesn’t compute

Dunks and then jogs like he has a bad back and weak knees

76人球迷：这不合理啊！走路颤颤巍巍，扣篮你是真发力啊！

相关新闻：格林扣篮后队友检查他的腿

[–][PHI] T.J. McConnellSamTheSidekick 72 points 6 hours ago

he’s getting drug tested tomorrow

76人球迷：明天安排他尿检！

[–]76ersInternetsSpokesman 130 points 6 hours ago

WHAT. YEAR. IS. IT?!?!

76人球迷：我穿越了吗？

[–]RaptorsYolo_Swaggins_Yeet 6 points 5 hours ago

It’s 2009, rookie Green popping off

76人球迷：现在就是2009年，菜鸟格林暴走了！

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